Alaskan Beaver

Allowing your lover to deficate on your chest, shape the feces into a log, and shave their pubic hair onto it to give the poo a hairy look.

In my sleep, I felt something warm and furry on my chest, only to wake up and remember that the girl from last night had given me an Alaskan Beaver.

Alaskan Beaver by Thisnamehasnotbeenused November 7, 2011

beaverhousen 

word to be inserted into conversation, purely to pass time, avert a subject, or just to plain piss people off.

So what happend with Simoné?

BEAVERHOUSEN.

beaverhousen by Mikey t69 January 6, 2008

Beavercop 

Guy's who check out or chase pussy on a regular basis. Can also be a female, but generally meant for males.

That guy's a real beavercop! He checks out almost every pussy he ever dates.

Beavercop by Alisa the Teeny-Bopper April 1, 2010

Beaver Barber

Where your girlfriend goes to get a trim.

Hey man, I've got a date with Beth Saturday...yep, she's at the Beaver Barber right now getting ready.

Beaver Barber by Jay-Jo November 20, 2010

Beaverton, Michigan 

Beaverton is a small town in Mid -Michiagn with around 1000 people. It has a lake named after the men who started the town as well as a few gas stations and restaurants. The people know each other very well and are mostly friendly, although they like to keep to themselves. They are not "small minded" as someone else said, but are proud and have traditional values such as respect and decency, and can be a little harsh on those who don't fit that bill. The most well known family in Beaverton are the longstreths

Beaverton, Michigan is 20 miles north of midland

Beaverton, Michigan by 0736 May 7, 2015

beaver blanket 

When a bitch is so fat her stomach hangs down to her pussy... beaver

"Hey did you see Steve's new girlfriend? That bitch has a huge beaver blanket... Beaver

beaver blanket by Minntex August 10, 2017

Beaver

Slang term for a vagina. The lips resemble a beaver's two long teeth.

Somebody give that beaver some wood!!

Beaver by joemammy April 23, 2018