Balls hitchinski

When you are trying to get a pay rise off your boss

When mike metzki talks to the boss his balls hitchinski

by BOLTZWAGON May 28, 2018

balls on a leash

When one of your friends got a new gf and you are rearly seeing him anymore. A girl who got his schedule under full control and he wont resist.

Dude, where is Frank tonight? We were supposed to meet for drinks!
Ahh you remember Amanda, she got his balls on a leash for good now!

by Jpeeps7 July 18, 2018

Balls in her Sauce

When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.

Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.

Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!

Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.

by Snickers101 June 12, 2018

Balls to the wall

According to my mom it’s when someone (especially a male) goes full ham and therefore is spread eagle on the wall getting frisked by a police officer

We are going balls to the wall tonight and may end up in jail!

by Yuni Drako October 13, 2018

balls hideous

Something incontrovertibly disgusting, typically from the female perspective.

"That Ostrich jacket looks awesome!"

"Really? That jacket is balls hideous!"

by yammerite August 15, 2018

Balls be kept

The only statement that counters no balls

1:No balls if u dont RIP ur nuts off
2:Balls be kept if u dont rip ur nuts off
1 "falls to ground and rips his nuts off then dies"

John:No balls if u dont suck a dick
Jeremy:balls be kept if u dont suck a dick

by Sick on those tittys October 25, 2018

balls rich

someone who is “balls rich” is just a person who has money in their pocket, bank acct, etc... it could be a dollar or a hundred dollars but still balls rich, as the length of the pocket lines up with ya balls.

Person: He looks balls rich but he ain’t got a job.

Friend: how does he do it?!

by brettirl December 12, 2018