August 1

August 1 is the birthday of the best friend you will ever have! They are amazing, kind, happy, giving and over all incredible. So make sure to wish them the best birthday ever because they are someone to know forever.

Oh hey it is August 1… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST FRIEND I HAVE EVER KNOWN!!!!

by fkdidjdjdisjs November 23, 2021

August 30

August 30 is national ANI day! Specifically in 2005 an ugly rat named ani was born🙂

“ayo what day is august 30”
“it’s national ani day bro”

by AHHKJJAJQ November 23, 2021

August 22nd

The day 2 absolute idiots got together after being awkward with eachother for a month straight

‘WHAT. EVEN SRE WE’
‘I DONT EVEN KNOW, YOU TELL ME’
‘I SONT KNOW’

‘I DONT KNOW EITHER’
……
- august 22nd 2021

by aylinis December 5, 2021

autistocrat

/n/ A nerodivergent person who comes from and or creates wealth

Bill Gates and Elon Musk are autistocrats

by Pschboss April 2, 2022

August 27th

This is the day, all the Hotties are born. Go bury them in gifts

Friend : Its August 27th, Isn't ur birthday?

Valerie : Yeah, why?

Friend : Its Hottie day.

by Chantilly <3 February 8, 2022

August 10

August 10 is the day where guys that are dumb in relationships are born.

They don't know how to treat a girl and take everything to heart hurting loved ones and making them feel guilty

Girl: Hey, when's your birthday?
Guy: August 10, why??
Girl: Oh, no wonder you never keep a girl.

by h0pem_35 February 21, 2022

August

August is an amazing guy. He will easily slay the dragon and loves Minecraft. He's good friend material, but don't group with him on school projects!

August: I killed the Ender Dragon!
August's mom: Again?!

by Tylerfren March 1, 2022