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angry monkey face

When a man blows his load on a woman's face then pulls out a handful of pubes and throws them on her cummy face.
Gave a bird angry monkey face last night. Good job I didn't shave my pubes
by Blackdragonchjt February 27, 2016
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Angry Buffalo

When your fuckin a bitch from behind that's fuckin a bitch from the front and your dick slips into the stink and she bites the other bitches clitt. She snarls and kicks the bitch in the face who squeezes the dick with vagina muscles and stampedes the room down
I was fuckin two bitches when DJ came in and with his big dick and an angry buffalo happened
by zuescock April 13, 2016
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Angry hedgehog

Crust of poo resulting in the matting of the hairs around the arsehole. Only solution is to pull the matted hairs out.
I hate it when you have to pull the hairs out your arse, angry hedgehogs
by Marvelisshit May 27, 2016
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Angry Rooster

When your boner is so hard your balls are red
Dude, I beat my meat so hard my dick looked like an Angry Rooster
by SirSwankington June 14, 2017
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Angry Genie

An Alpha male or female transformation in response to a beta cuckold acting out of line.
Libby threw a tantrum breaking things when attention wasn't paid to him encouraging correction by an Angry Genie.
by MaCaulkin August 22, 2017
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Angry Ladybug

When a someone purposefully slaps a woman’s clitoris during sex play. For instance, in lesbian porn when a woman is masturbating or performing oral on another woman and continuously slaps her labia and/or clitoris to get her to climax, sometimes resulting in pain.
I won’t be able to sit for a week. Jennifer gave me an angry ladybug last night.
by HUMANREPLICA December 1, 2017
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Angry freya

When a girl walks up to you whips out her breasts and starts smacking you with them back and fourth across the face
Yesterday I got home and my wife looked at me and gave me the angry freya
by ANGRY WRITER 01 February 5, 2018
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