albert einstein

poor guy who was the center of a meme

-oh my god its albert einstein
-its albert einstein oh my god its albert einstein oh my god
-dude youre albert einstein
-im sorry, what do you want?
-youre albert einstein
-ok

by quarot May 14, 2024

Albert Camus

A Fr*nch fucking bastard he probably has a baguette shaped dildo

"omg albert camus is such a great author" - said noone ever
"albert camus? more like alBUM camus"
"OMGG yes beat my wife and kill arabs!!!" - albert camus

albert camus is the Morgz 2016 of literature, he likes likes yaoi, and is the twink of all writers

"wow that guy is such an Albert Camus (hes a fucking bum)"

"wow, what an Albert Camus"

by fr0st 3oo May 27, 2024

adler fettig

she adler on my fettig till i pastor

i can flicker adler fettig in the flow state with adrenaline

by widethickglassdoor May 31, 2024

Alberqerqcanoxdawiv

When a man is jacking off so hard to the point where his orgasm goes almost all over the walls.

"God I had the craziest Alberqerqcanoxdawiv last night."

by Ponchos-orgasmsock1 December 24, 2024

albertstuff

SHHHHH WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

Person 1: yo have you seen what alberstuff didddd??

Person 2: HAHA! WHATS ALBERTSTUFF? HAHA!

by Get off of urban dictionary. January 19, 2025

Albert Style

Executing a task with a conflicting mix of meticulous perfection, excellence and sarcasm, often confusing and causes anxiety to newcomers. Rarely includes a drummer.

Hey bro, we're gonna do this shit Albert Style

Make sure you cats practice this song Albert Style

I think the reason I ended up in therapy was the fear of everything being Albert Style

by LJCSLANG July 24, 2025

Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025