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allen iverson

a very talented but overrated basketball player. he won the mvp in 2000-2001 nba season, which he doesn't deserve because he is selfish and shot in a low percentage (42%. only scores points because he gets fouled most of the time for being small. but his quickness helps, but overall he is not as good as steve nash in a basketball game.
allen iverson fan: he deserves to win the mvp
great analyst: no he does not, enough said...
me: that's true, in fact i hope he get injured and be crippled all his life
by ay.caramba April 16, 2006
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Allegory of the Cave

A sexual act where someone

1) ties their significant other to a bed
2) blindfolds their significant other
3) pleasures him/her sexually
4) as he/she nears orgasm, removes the blindfold and shines a bright light in his/her face
"I wanna give her some Platonic loving."

"Get a flashlight and give her the Allegory of the Cave"
by Spuzzi April 5, 2017
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alleana

A bipolar sexy MILF who loves big black cock
Damn bruh did you see that fat MILF?

Must have been an Alleana.
by Idkagoodusername January 7, 2015
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Allen

A sorry ass nigga that's a wanna be. 😂😂😂 Allen is so damn boring he runns everybody away . He's a follower and don't know what he is following . Ya sorry ass need serious help boi. Stay in those school books fagg.✌
Ahah that allen kid is boring is hell .
He's not even his own self .
He needs to follow jesus.
by Greatest ppl champ June 29, 2018
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Alley Oop

An Alley Oop can happen when a person goes to wipe their ass after taking a shit. As a the hand brings the toilet paper up to the anus, an extra little turd falls out of the ass, sticks to the toilet paper, and gets slammed back into the rim... just like in basketball.

Unfortunately, an Alley Oop usually means that the turd will be smeard around on your ass and probably require a shower.
I went to wipe my ass and gave myself an Alley Oop. Gross.
by Wang_1814 June 8, 2009
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Zachary Allen Brown

He's the love of my life and my other half. I love him, more than anything in this world, and I can't wait to some day spend the rest of my life with him. He's everything I've ever wanted in a guy, and I'm so grateful to be his.
by Mikenzzz September 12, 2011
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Allegra

Drunk throw-up shower girl who likes the bar
"Damn, look at that ALLEGRA over there! She looks like a fool standing at the bar after she just threw up in the shower."
by Katie Baumgarten February 25, 2008
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