Spuzzi's definitions

Allegory of the Cave

A sexual act where someone

1) ties their significant other to a bed
2) blindfolds their significant other
3) pleasures him/her sexually
4) as he/she nears orgasm, removes the blindfold and shines a bright light in his/her face

"I wanna give her some Platonic loving."

"Get a flashlight and give her the Allegory of the Cave"

by Spuzzi April 5, 2017