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Evon

A French-ass name
Evon?! That’s a French-ass name, girl!
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Conspiracy

A collective noun that describes a group of drones.
A Conspiracy of Drones has been spotted flying over towns in Colorado and Nebraska.
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Bondage Ceremony

Bondage Ceremony is the Matrimony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership (a.k.a. Barriage) with at least 2 individuals (Also known as: Bubby & Bifey - Please see definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Ceremony or a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage Partnership unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this Barriage is for a LIFETIME or MULTIPLE LIFETIMES (Please see: Soulmates) in FOREVER lasting love.

In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership: A Bondage Ceremony is an important vow to conduct If you & your partner feel that: Marriage = Divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available. There is NO Divorce after a Bondage Ceremony has been completed.

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:

(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following: Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>: (Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
William & Amanda had their Bondage Ceremony on November 28th 2015.

Their Bondage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and they had so many guests attending the ceremony!
by Bifey’s Voice July 30, 2020
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jobby-joo

an item in which the name or function is unbeknownst to (or has been forgotten by) the person uttering the term
“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”
by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020
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busmate

busmate /ˈbusˌmāt/ (noun) a fellow rider on a bus, particularly one rides with regularly. Etymology: compare with classmate.
"Cally is not in my class, but she is my busmate when we ride to school in the morning."
by Richard.J.Barbalace March 12, 2021
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Cringe blindness

Cringe blindness occurs when someone is unaware of either the cringey behavior around them or their own cringey behavior. Cringe blindness leads to a lack of any self-awareness or ability to notice social cues. Finally, an individual suffering from cringe blindness will be unaware of their suffering or the suffering of those around them.
Vincent was dancing around the graduation with a towel on his head and kept groping men's shoulders when taking group photos. It was clear to those around that he was suffering from cringe blindness.
by 1014Tyme May 3, 2021
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Flaccid eater

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover
Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater
by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023
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