Boochie ball

Little pebbles of shit in ball form

Also used as an insult if you want

I just shit out some boochie balls

You look like a boochie ball

by Boochie ball March 18, 2024

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024

Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

horse ball

A high level manipulating tactic like gas lighting but way stronger

guy 1 "dude you wanna play orangutan shotput with me NOW!"
guy 2 "STOP PLAYING HORSE BALL WITH ME BUD IM NOT FALLING FOR IT"

by johniscool44 April 15, 2024

Rainbow Ball

The very last state of blue balls; Your balls at this point, no matter the size, have dropped to your knees and reflect so much light that they are virtually rainbow at this point. The next stage is even worse...

Man *sighs* i need to get laid and get rid of these rainbow balls.

by UglyBoy6934 May 5, 2024

Magnet Ball

A term for basketball scenarios where a team (typically the opposing team of the speaker) make most, if not all, of their shots, this term can be used whenever the opposing team in question starts to make their jump-shots after having terrible shooting splits or whenever they make so many jump-shots it becomes unreal.
These shots only include shots that occur with a jump-shot, such as a mid-range, fadeaway, or three-pointers.

Timberwolves Fan: "Bro, the Denver Nuggets are playing Magnet Ball right now.."

by psudonyms May 6, 2024

corn ball

a white boy who is as skinny & tall as a corn stalk and as pale as a ghost. He has lived in the suburbs all his life but tries to say that he is a gangster and lived in Chicago. He wears off brand shit and says that it’s real. He said he makes thousands of dollars but can’t ever pay for anything. He begs for sexual intimacy within a week of talking and asks if size matters. He lies, he cheats.

Now look in the sky, what do you see? its a 4 incher pincher! no.. its corn nuts! Nevermind its just Charlie

that corn ball thinks that he’s hot shit!

by MELON-Y🍒🍒 May 7, 2024