corn ball

a white boy who is pale as a ghost & as skinny & tall as a corn stalk. He claims to be a gangster from Chicago but in reality he's just a modified highlighter kid and wanna be gangster. He begs for sexual intimacy & asks if size matters after talking for a week. He thinks that he is tough shit but in reality no one likes him, not even his best friends.

Now look in the sky, what do you see? Its 4-incher-pincher! No.. its corn nuts! Nevermind, its just Charlie.
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corn ball

a white boy who is as skinny & tall as a corn stalk and as pale as a ghost. He has lived in the suburbs all his life but tries to say that he is a gangster and lived in Chicago. He wears off brand shit and says that itโ€™s real. He said he makes thousands of dollars but canโ€™t ever pay for anything. He begs for sexual intimacy within a week of talking and asks if size matters. He lies, he cheats.

Now look in the sky, what do you see? its a 4 incher pincher! no.. its corn nuts! Nevermind its just Charlie
that corn ball thinks that heโ€™s hot shit!
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