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If you're fine with it happening to me, why shouldn't you be fine with it ALSO HAPPENING TO YOU? Dumb. You motherfuckers are dumb.
A retard "But moms and catholics aren't bad! They shouldn't be doing it to them..."

Hym "Or anyone else?"

A retard "Well... Um... Maybe if it only happens to YOU... And NOT me... Then it'll be fine..."

Hym "Yeah, no, it's never going to only happen to me. It's never only going to 'people LIKE me.' And Catholics and Moms are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. What did they do? Fuck a fat cock, and nothing else. Not a claim to virtue or innocence. And Catholics, with all the kids they're molesting... I mean, I've molested 0 kids... Yet now that the government is doing it to people instead of random undisclosed people.... And they're doing it more broadly to PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN TYPE... Instead of A GUY of a certain type... Now it's a problem... Because now you're a part of a group that it's to whom it's happening... We gotta make videos about it and vote a certain way now... We gotta rally together because the thing that was happening to ME... Is now happening to you..."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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Bonk me off

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!
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What somebody says when in great confusion.
Hey mom, Im gonna go get the when the uhmmm me when the uh, when me the uh uhhmmm uhh wait what was i going to get?
by Critixil March 16, 2024
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Touch Me I'm Sick

Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.
Hey you, Touch me I'm sick, bet you wont be happy after
by JOJO stir March 17, 2024
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Manic Pick Me Dream Girl

omg did you see mandy being a manic pick me dream girl last night? she kept laughing extra hard at my boyfriends jokes.
by anonymous March 17, 2024
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Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.
Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.
by Diiorio March 17, 2024
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