wife-aranged

When one of your friends is about to do, say, or think something and your wife tells you to stop him or that you and he are not going to be doing that.

Bob: "Hey Mike, let go to the bar on saturday and catch the games."
Mike's Wife (to Mike): "You better tell him you have plans and you are spending your time with the family."
Mike: "aaaaaaaaaaah"
Bob: "Dude, I just got wife-aranged."

by magicdd1 November 27, 2009

wife vac

A vacuum cleaner that no longer sucks.

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 11, 2014

male wife

man who acts like wife and is the submissive one in the relationship, along side used with #girlboss

Bill: Do you have a wife?
Jack: No bruv I've got myself a MALE wife,

by lvlyhyuck February 16, 2022

wife-court

When a wife knows the truth and a husband tries to deny it he can be overruled by wife-court.

I overruled my husband in wife-court yesterday when talking about buying or not buying a boat. We bought a new car.

by Manugga27382 July 8, 2014

Wife Of Ree

A very beautiful,kind,crazy and sweet woman who is loved by Ree. Ree is a king of his time,known as King Ree. Wife Of Ree is a Queen.

Wife Of Ree is beautiful

by @ReeGodsSoldier January 14, 2022

Wife material

Lola Gregory

Facts.

Lola is just the definition of wife material

by anonymous August 21, 2022

cunny wife

cunny love is cunny life, one day i hope for a cunny wife, as i arise in the morning i gaze upon my cunny wife yawning, with eyes like dazzling gems, and gems 10/10, all i know, all is well in life when i have myself a cunny wife.

i love my cunny wife.

by anonymous December 11, 2024