Tool

Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest is the biggest fucking tool on the radio.

by Ryan Seacrest is daddy April 18, 2017

Tool

Slang word for gun

Yo blud that kid got merked with a tool by that light skinned

by Skenydo September 18, 2017

Tool

when someone does something or says something that is completely idiotic

"you tool"

by nathan space April 18, 2019

Palm Tool

A PDA or Blackberry Device

My palm tool has all the numbers I need.

by Matt Aiken February 27, 2008

Free Tool Man

Someone who usually drives a red pickup, who is afraid of someone younger than him having authority over him. He is usually called a tool, but has many more annoying characteristics. He always has to single out a person and tries to turn people against him.

James: Dude the free tool man is trying to turn people against me.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.

by Forealhater January 4, 2010

Empty Toolbox

A tool box with little or none things in it, which you get fer your birthday

Jordan Markle got an empty toolbox for his birthday...WHAT THE FUCK

by draino destroier April 21, 2010

back to the tool shed

What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.

Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.

by ooohimamonkey June 15, 2012