Dutch Munklefucker

Sticking your hand up a girl's anus, as in fisting, and you grab onto her intestines and pull them out. People who do this are called Dutch Munklefuckers.

"Dude I stuck my hand in my girlfriend's ass and pulled her innards out! It was hot!"
"DUDE! You're such a Dutch Munklefucker!"

by MrBobinator February 2, 2014

dutch hunk

someone who thinks they are hot but they aren't.

He calls himself a dutch hunk.

by frannnnnnnnn September 25, 2006

dutch oven

When you close the windows of a car and smoke marijuana in it until it fills up with smoke.

We dutched that car up good didn't we

by josh May 13, 2005

Dutch Pirate

A sexual position best suited for long legs

He was super tall so I asked him to Dutch Pirate me.

by DutchPirateLover October 7, 2010

The Dutch Touch

When you wipe your hand on your crotch/balls and then touch someone with that hand. Your supposed to yell Dutch touch when done so.

1.(Joel is wiping his hand on his balls) 2.(Joel wipes said hand on Scott) 3.Joel: YOU GOT THE DUTCH TOUCH!!! 4.Scott:eeeew.

by ThatAnimeLover99 August 16, 2014

Dutch Job

When a girl gives a man oral and can not only deep throat his whole cock but then also put both his balls in her mouth and then move her head in a slight up and down motion to the point of the man ejaculating down her throat.

"oh man this girl was crazy last night she didnt just deepthroat bro she gave me a freakin dutch job"

"shut the fuck up and go give your boyfriend a dutch job ya fag"

by Kansas City Shuffle January 30, 2009

Dutch Sundae

To shit into your partners mouth, then top it with some whipped cream and caramel sauce

Kimberly is so dirty, i gave her a dutch sundae and she wanted more.

by Dr. Findles October 31, 2008