The MMA Guru

A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.

The mma guru is a man of red complexion

by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022

The Shoebox Project

a much-beloved and very popular James/Lily and Remus/Sirius fanfiction on LiveJournal, written by jaida and rave. it has inspired cult-followers, much squeeing, and more.

"OH MY GOD. SHOOOOOOEEEEBOOOOOOOOX," I typed into a 'The Shoebox Project' AIM chat.
"UPDATE?" another responded.
"YESSSS," was my reply, provoking much use of capslock and squeeing among my companions.

by katekoo September 17, 2006

The Holy Trinity of Emo

The name given to

Fall Out Boy (The Father)
Panic! At The Disco (The Son)
My Chemical Romance (The Holy Ghost)

when collectively put together.

The Holy Trinity of Emo are by far my favourite bands!

The Holy Trinity of Emo: if one lives, another dies

I really miss MCR from The Holy Trinity of Emo

by xovlntnaox November 9, 2014

The Brass

Plural Noun

Military Slang

Used by common soldiers as an unspecific collective term for people of much higher rank. (the ones making the decisions)

Can also be applied to a police force.

To me, this whole operation seems useless, but if it's what the brass says, we have to do it.

by TheFreakinGrimReaper March 20, 2013

The Weeknd

a fine ass man. a man id let stick his dick inside of my guts and twirl it up like he eatin spaghetti. no wonder all his songs are abt sex cause oh lawd who WOULDNT want to fuck him. like what ariana said, JUST GIMME THEM BABIES😩😩😩.

YOU GOT ME TOUCHIN ON YO BODYYYYYYYYY
lets take Acquainted for example. he KNOWS how fine he is.

“ I got 'em thinkin' that they want me
Although they know they not the only
I got 'em wanting to embrace their sins” OH LORDDDDDD🤤🤤🤤🤤

if any of yall editors see this please edit the weeknd to redbone by childish gambino PLEASE

The Weeknd can steal my most expensive pair of shoes, and id still let him hit

by u didnt see this October 8, 2021

The CUMMY

A close friend of Smoke Crackulas who gets jacked off on by Wankenstiens Monster. Originally called the MUMMY....his name was changed because of the large amounts of sperm that were deposited on him by Wankenstien!!.... thus.... becoming .... "THE CUMMY"!!!!

WOW...The mummy got jacked off on so many times by Wankenstien that he is entirely covered in sperm.....We shall chnge his name to "THE CUMMY"!!

by Pete Negwaski! February 14, 2008

The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?

"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy Online

by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017