tater whiskey

Vodka

I love to drink tater whiskey over dark liquor.

by Chelleybean April 19, 2016

tater stamp

The art of tickling a mans balls with only the big toe.

Lucy discovered that tater stamp was a hobby that her and boyfriend can both enjoy.

by ionary September 20, 2016

tater swift

The act of using ones charms to quickly engage in anal sex.

Yo Angella called you know I'm about to get that tater swift

Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.

by Lubedandready August 28, 2016

tater swift

The act of using ones charms to quickly engage in anal sex.

Yo Angella called you know I'm about to get that tater swift

Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.

by Lubedandready August 28, 2016

tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016

tater trail

A small group of dangleberries that can group together and create one big cleggnut

Dude I heard John hasn't wiped in that long he's forming a tater trail

by clarkey97 July 24, 2016

Tater totting

Term referring to a couple who is neither dating nor single, but "talking". They are not ready to commit but don't talk to other people

Bill and Jane are tater totting because Bill just got out of a relationship with Sally.

by Pie hole May 30, 2016