Talentless Hack

A synonym for illwillpress.

Illwillpress = Talentless Hack

by Wadezilla April 24, 2006

tableNazi

1.Cody Holmes the flippin master at foosball

2. SOmeone who takes over any game.

1. God, why can't tableNazi lose for a change?

2. where did that tableNazi come from?

by G82401 January 20, 2005

table head

a person with a very flat top of the head, on which things could be placed

whoah that guy's got a table head, I could put a drink on that!

by mr.know.it.all May 2, 2006

Talent, Oregon

The worst town in the world, get the fuck out of here or it will drag you down.

person1- hey have you heard anything about matt?
person2- no man, he never left talent, oregon.

by Anti-Product August 20, 2011

Panda Table Backhandspring

a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.

Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.

by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011

Spin Table

The act of spinning a small girl on your penis, during the cowgirl, to switch into a reverse cowgirl or vice versa.

"I spin table'd your sister last night!"

by RWtub May 11, 2014

Table-topping

Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.

Mate i table-topping the shit out of that bird last night....she took it like a bitch.

by ROFLMFAO2009 August 23, 2009