ethiopian steamer

When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.

I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.

by asdf;lkji January 22, 2022

Stanley Steamer

When one person poops out a hot steaming turd on a person named Stanley.

I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.

by Espo6333 January 27, 2022

Monkey Steamer

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.

You damn monkey steamer

by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022

Cleveland steamer

Cleveland steamer

Sally gave Steven a Cleveland steamer

by anonymous May 13, 2022

Raspberry Steamer

When a girl is on her period, takes a shit on your chest, then rubs her period blood and shit on your chest to give you a streak of raspberry puree.

My girl did the raspberry steamer on me last night.

by KingDongUn May 16, 2022

Toby Steer

Retard

Who's a retard? Toby Steer.

by scuffedd June 8, 2022

Lannister Steamer

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him.

"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"

by Propelhue June 15, 2022