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E-Squirt

Slang for someone's name, a nickname of sorts. Can be altered to fit the first letter of a persons name, such as K-Squirt or A-Squirt.
Yo what's up E-Squirt !!
by starchild13 November 19, 2025
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What you tell a complaining Karen acting like a chihuahua peeing angrily in front of you.
"You got what you paid for, go squirt someone else's carpet!" as said by the comedian Fromunda.
by Left Wing Fascist January 7, 2026
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gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.
Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.
by pentozali August 1, 2010
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Juicy Juicy Squirt

"I'm gonna Juicy Juicy Squirt all over you."
by Trash16 November 2, 2018
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Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.
“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”
by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021
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fire fighting squirt

Heavy ejaculation from a woman's vagina.
" we where fucking, she had those fire fighting squirt(s) and I slipped on the linoleum."
by Smuchuu January 16, 2022
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andrew garfield’s quint owner

just like the good old busby fandom owners, kiara is andrew garfield’s certified quint owner. she rightfully claimed this spot and it can NOT be shared. anyone who tries to take andrew garfield’s current and only quint owner’s place has a fate of going 100000 years to prison. a part from getting a nice busby fandom canceling ofc.
person 1: did you see someone claimed to be andrew garfield’s quint owner?

person 2: no way!! that’s kiaras spot only
by andrewgarfieldspotbrownie February 18, 2022
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