A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.
Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
by Man-bun January 1, 2025
Get the Square Bitch mug.1. a 4-sided quadrilateral with 2 pairs of parallel sides and 4 right angles.
2. slang for cigarette
3. a boring, uninteresting, or out-of-the-loop person or someone who is lame, not fun, or not interested in fun
2. slang for cigarette
3. a boring, uninteresting, or out-of-the-loop person or someone who is lame, not fun, or not interested in fun
Person 1: "I think we should go to the party on Friday."
Person 2: "Personally, I've been behind on my honework lately, I might stay to do that instead."
Person 1: "Come on, don't be a square!"
Person 2: "Personally, I've been behind on my honework lately, I might stay to do that instead."
Person 1: "Come on, don't be a square!"
by jnd2008 February 12, 2025
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Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.
Example: Did you enjoy losing your squareness to Betty?
Definition: To kiss someone with tongue for the first time.
by Lord_Bibblinngton April 1, 2021
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'Square' is usually used in a humorous way or to mimic a vally girl when they say this familiar sentence "this is so/ that's so"
'Square' is usually used in a humorous way or to mimic a vally girl when they say this familiar sentence "this is so/ that's so"
by anonymous September 21, 2020
Get the Square mug.In a modern context, often utilized to refer to the availability, whether buying or selling, of marijuana packets, blunts and related products
Historically referred to the inquiry of cigarettes.
Historically referred to the inquiry of cigarettes.
by 2.615074 September 23, 2023
Get the square mug.Friend: "Whoa what kind of weed is this its insane. I'm higher then a kite."
Me: "Ni Squared man this shit is rare so smoke up."
Me: "Ni Squared man this shit is rare so smoke up."
by motorcrossxxx October 16, 2008
Get the Ni squared mug."yo? can you buy me a ticket to that concert, I'll pay you cash. I just don't have squares at the moment."
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