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Ventripotent Sloth

Someone or something that eats food consistently at inappropiate places, such as at funerals or a library.
You're such a ventripotent sloth.
by Sunny Seat December 15, 2010
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Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011
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sofa sloth

The laziness resembles a couch potato
My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth
by Junebuggie February 27, 2011
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Rattle Sloth

When a male or female grabs a mans dick and shakes it like a rattle...then jizz comes out. and the male or female licks it.
Wow dude that guy just asked me to rattle sloth him...

THAT RATTLE SLOTH PARTY WAS AMAZING! I GOT CHICKS RIDING ON MY DICK ALL NIGHT!
by karensynder October 19, 2011
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Arabian Sloth

An extremely unattractive person. Has a face that is similar to that of a sloth.

Not the cute kind of sloth though, the scary kind.
Girl: Oh my gosh! He is so cute!

Friend: Oh hell no. That boy is an Arabian Sloth.

Girl: ...
by robertpattinsonsderpface November 21, 2011
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Bossman Smooth

The smoothest criminal ever.
They typically lead an organization of mobsters and have lots of gun's,cash, and dope.
They're a very fair boss to work for.
Bossman Smooth: Make sure Joey isn't seen again.
Mobster: Understood.
Bossman Smooth: Here, Take my ferrari
Mobster:Thanks Bossman Smooth
by Bossman Smooth January 19, 2012
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flips smooth out

actscrazy, goes nuts, behaves like they have lost their mind
My baby is experiencing separation anxiety. When I leave the room she flips smooth out and starts screaming like its the end of the world.

My Mom saw my report card and flipped smooth out because I got an F. She started taking away all my stuff xbox, my phone, my shoes, my bed.....
by Meangirl#3 November 6, 2012
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