Somalian shower

The act of dowsing oneself in axe body spray or similar brand. This is usually done as a replacement for a normal shower after exercising or after smoking.

Ahmed always takes a Somalian shower after gym class rather than washing off.

by ToadAirMarshal June 27, 2011

german shower

When you take a shit of a lifetime and someone goes in to take a shower after you have done the deed.

Carlos: Just german showered this girl that I fucked last night.
Kevin: Not cool dude, not cool.

by Poondog June 24, 2015

Choir for an hour in the shower

When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.

Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower

by Barry June 4, 2004

Golden Shower

1) urinal sex

2)What Zeus did to Danaë in the greek mythology.
The only difference is, that Zeus actually impregnated her.

"He descended upon her in the form of a golden rain"

by Ravek January 16, 2004

Shower Ammo

Term used in referencing masturbation when describing a beautiful young lady because one may try and remember that particular person in order to pleasure thyself in the comfort and privacy of one's own shower. (noun or adjective)

Yo, check her out, that's some great shower ammo!

by drunk monkey-njh February 25, 2009

showerbomb

Someone or something that interrupts and intrudes upon an otherwise relaxing shower, perhaps because of an urgent need to use the shower. Especially when only one bathing facility is available.

I got showerbombed by the family dog, who was muddy from a walk.

by deanna624 March 4, 2010

Shower head

The only thing thatll ever get turned on and wet because of you :D

Parrott: wow you are soaked!
Chez: yea my one true love got wet on my face!
Parrott: who?
Chez: umm... my shower head

by Random_pasta November 5, 2020