sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.
dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!
by satchmo April 26, 2005
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by L3nny January 12, 2005
Get the Shirter mug.A basic play with the word shithead, a shitheap is a complete arsehole, a person who lacks in social ability and basically is a shithead.
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See also: shithead
You fucking shitheap!
by Samwell March 25, 2005
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hay what do you think this is some kinda stranger thing? take that shirt off!! shirts are for STRANGERS!
by jackie April 6, 2003
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Shithe is just abit cooler than shit, but not as cool as Shite.
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Shithe is just abit cooler than shit, but not as cool as Shite.
Person1: I took a shithe on your mom last night.
Person2: yeah, well I shite'd on YOUR mom.
Person1: OMG I AM NOT WORTHY!!111
Person2: yeah, well I shite'd on YOUR mom.
Person1: OMG I AM NOT WORTHY!!111
by Morgan Nerrenberg April 27, 2004
Get the shithe mug.A very large bird that shits on people then swoops down and carries them off to there shitnest. Also the best ball-hockey team in the world,located in Springfield,MO.
by the greenbastard July 17, 2010
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by hey what r u eating April 8, 2005
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