no shit

One of those miraculous phrases that makes the English language great. Depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.

First case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with "shit" often raised slightly. = "You don't say"

Second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this fucktard anymore

Yeah no shit tell me something I don't know.

by ToastedBread July 7, 2011

Fuck Dat Shit

A phrase used to express ones decision not do something (E.g. eating a gross looking food, doing a chore, going somewhere, etc...)

Tom: Hey, do you want to go see Beverly Hills Chihuahua with me.
George: Fuck dat shit.

Boss: Take out the trash
Employee: Fuck dat shit.

by Nochedeleche December 3, 2010

burning shit

The feeling of fire in and around your rectum while taking a poo. Normally a more liquid type of poop.

Man that diarrhea was so bad, it was a burning shit.

by SirGalahad August 7, 2008

Masterpiece of Shit

Something that is so incredibly awful and stupid that it becomes awesome in its crappiness. Particularly used for music but can be applied otherwise.

Pink Dinosaur is a masterpiece of shit.

by The Domo February 10, 2005

fucking shit

Combining two versatile words such as Fuck and Shit yeilds an extreamly versatile combination. Fucking Shit can be used to exclaim dismay or excitement, just about as versatily as either of its component words.

p1: Dude, I just got into a fender bender
p2: Fucking shit man, how bad is it?

p1: I just got 500 bux in the mail for no reason!
p2: Fucking shit!! You bastard!

p1: Fucking shit that test was hard...
p2: Hell yeah!

by Hyper-Z January 10, 2005

shit like a racehorse

Taking a dump with a massive amount of poop. This term usually doesn't apply to a quick power poop with only a couple of small turds.

After the big supper I ate last night my first priority was to shit like a racehorse this morning.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

catch shit

To receive excessive blame for

Whenever I forget to take out the trash, I catch shit from my mom.

by richard dot com February 26, 2007