the shark

If you go to a wing restaurant and your date is pissing you off, order the hottest possible wings.

Then when you take her home, munch on her box and you will set it on fire (figuratively speaking).

"That bitch was pissing me off last night, so i gave her the shark."

"Argggg yearh!"

by dipper_iz_bosna January 16, 2009

Carpet Shark

A slutty lesbian

Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!

by TrashyCure February 05, 2016

Pole Shark

Any woman or gay man that craves cock whether flacid or erect.

1. John is such a pole shark when he's at the gay bar. He always sniffs out a fresh cock to pound his hiney vaginey before closing.

2. Julie proved to be the biggest pole shark of the cheerleading squad when she managed to fuck both the home and away team at the homecoming game.

by Anal Czar September 17, 2010

mud shark

A person who likes to eat out an other persons anal cavity.

Tom likes to eat the ass, he's a mud shark.

by 132012 February 18, 2009

Shark Attack

When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.

Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"

Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."

Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"

by Eat At Fido's July 22, 2011

Shark attack

When a woman ties a man down and forces cunnilingus on him during her menstrual cycle.

"My ex cheated on me, so I shark attacked his ass."

by Mitsukaiuka June 21, 2014

shark job

Getting a blow job from a girl with braces, so that in the process, the braces cut the man's penis.

Tim said", Oh yeah, that was a nice shark job!"

by Mike wazoski January 19, 2017