Robert

Robert is a dickhead who will never find love he plays rainbow six Seige isnt of play minecraft. he loves the part in south park where cartman shits himself

dude: look theres Robert

Robert; fuck the jews

by anti Robert gang October 11, 2019

matthew roberts

sick rapper and parkour god. takes the piss tho cos he never comes in and it's always when we have rachel. hmmmmm, something a bit fishy going on there mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"i'm gonna do a matthew roberts today and not come in cos we have rachel."

"look at how good i am at parkour, i'm like a matthew roberts me mate."

by oscarheath1 March 24, 2017

Thomas roberts

A nigga who always gaining. also known as the dank engine

"that nigga in the gym all the time"

"yeet, He's a Thomas roberts

by A Real Nibba Lover Value Meal August 13, 2018

Kai Roberts

A short person who can help getting into arguments. Usually live in the rough side of town.

David: Hey kai!

Kai Roberts: You harassing me?!

by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 21, 2022

pulling a robert

when your playing a video game, and run off a cliff for no consernable reason.

guy 1: i see someone to the left.

guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes

by U.R.Mom December 3, 2010

robert d

swag

robert d= swag

by realsteal October 27, 2011

robert mahoney

the most amazing guy in the world, who will make you fall for him with in seconds, who always know what to say and make your day better and keeps you smibg no matter what, also GREAT in bed... And usually has a big dick, but knows how to treat a girl, very loyal and faithful and trustworthy

I wish I had Robert Mahoney in my life

by yenoham October 11, 2015