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prison fishing

A common sport among prisoners when an inmate unwraps a Jolly Rancher and places it between his/her butt cheeks. Later that day, they remove the Jolly Rancher, re-wrap it, and set it on an empty table. They then move a few paces away and wait for an unsuspecting "fish" to "take the bait" and eat the butt-Rancher.
We were prison fishing for hours last week. The only downside is that my bum is still sticky.
by eaglefeather44 March 15, 2009
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door prize

- a tempting giveaway bestowed upon a lucky winner.

- to a bike courier, a door prize is when motorist opens a car door into the path of your oncoming bicycle a collision in which the door is virtually always the victor.
the door prize sent me rolling across three lanes of busy traffic.
by berzerkah August 27, 2005
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priapism

pointing to a man with a large bulge: either that guy has a huge dick, or a small priapism
by Soupyman September 30, 2005
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Prince Herbert

A young, effiminate prince being married against his will.

Just wants to sing.

Killed a man banging coconuts together.

Skilled at archery.

Attempts to run away with Sir Lancelot.

In Monty Python's Spamalot, marries Sir Lancelot.

My favorite character in Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
"I just want to... to SING!!!"
by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005
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Priuspism

{noun} Pronunciation: PRI•us•pis•m //PREE-uss-pîz-imm//
Commercial Term, Disorder, or Health/Mental Condition. (1) State of human male over-joy at ownership of a Prius vehicle, expressed as a -- perhaps phantom or assumed -- prolonged erection lasting over 4 hours. (2) Clever amalgamation of "Prius" brand and "Priapism" stubborn penile hardening condition.
SweetPete's envirofascistic buddy Dan raves about owning his new Prius SO OFTEN, that one would assume he has a permanent Priuspism in his REI convertible hiking pants / zip-off shorts!
by SweetPete SweetPete June 13, 2008
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Privilege

The belief that members of particular groups, sexualities, genders, sexes, races, etc. are afforded advantages in society for being a member of said group.

The term was popularized by the regressive left and is generally used as an easy button to shut down discussions/arguments and blame others for one's own shortcomings. Achievements earned by others through hard work are dismissed as just further evidence of their privilege.

By accepting this philosophy, believers in this religion create a world where all their failures are the fault of someone else, and all the successes of others are because they possessed some inherit unfair advantage.
Bill: I can't get a decent job, I'm fat because of poor genetics, and I'm poor because of institutionalized racism. I wish I had your privilege John.

John: So your decision to screw off in school, constantly eat junk food, knock up your ex who you now have to pay child support to has nothing to do with your current situation?

Bill: John you seriously need to check your privilege.
by jellybellyjones June 2, 2017
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Priceless

1. Anything or anyone that you cannot put a price on.
2. Something or someone that makes you feel like you are on top of the world.
3. Amazing and free.
1. My children are priceless.
2. I give all my extra time and money to those in need, the feeling I get from seeing thier appreciation is priceless.
3. There is nothing more priceless than feeling amazing and not having to pay a penny.
by ToeKneeRay April 23, 2008
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