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hot pockets

Aa microwaveable meal of cheese and meat wrapped up in a flaky crust that was first introduced in 1983. Hot pockets became famous for their "crisping sleve" which allowed the pocket crust to become crispy in the microwave, and for their repetitive advertising jingle consisting of just the words "Hot Pocket".

Interest in Hot Pockets had a revival of sorts with a comedy routine where Jim Gaffigan talks about his love-hate relationship with this less-than-healthy food product.
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."
by Sybarite June 28, 2006
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Pockets

(n) A game played by younger generations. The game is called “pockets”. The rules are simple. If you see someone with their both hands in their pockets, you punch them in the chest.
I was looking for my iPOD when someone playing pockets punched me in the chest.
by D. Ward May 5, 2010
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virginia hot pocket

The act of shitting in someones vagina and then bang the vagina.
Carly let me do a virgina hot pocket on her.

I tried a virginia hot pocket but my shit was to watery.
by Teacher0209 January 9, 2014
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pocket protectors

Things that Stump uses in his pockets to keep his shirts clean from leaky pens...
Pocket protectors are plastic, nerdy, black envelope like.
by Diana Dewey November 12, 2007
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pocketry

1. The subtle science of prison walletage.

2. To be well versed in pocket holding in the socially ranked arbitrary hierarchy usually reserved to the incarcerated populations.

3. The fine art of decorative embroidery of one's pocket.
EX 1:
Rico had been expanding his capacity over the past 2 years. Pocketry helped him become the main supplier of the yard.

EX 2:
Prison bitches often practice pocketry as a survival mechanism.

EX 3:
Sally tailored Joker's pocket to Sleepy's liking. It featured a tasteful depiction of the Virgin Mary accompanied by Olde English lettering.
by Mike the G June 27, 2009
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Pocket Touching

When someone comes up to you and slips their hand into your back pocket and scoops your ass.
by Pocket Touching November 12, 2014
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Cold Pocket

Accidentally leaving your hot pocket in the microwave to rot and get cold...
damn i forgot my hot pocket in the microwave now it is a cold pocket
by lalatrack June 28, 2009
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