pleasantly plump

A euphemism generally, but not solely, reserved for fat women. The term allows overweight people to go on with their daily lives while ignoring the fact that they are unnaturally fat. Often used as a description in personal ads by obese women.

"On Craiglist she described herself as pleasantly plump, but she was actually just a great big fat person."

by dick b January 6, 2007

Nigga Please!

When a nigga tries to say some shit to you and you reply, Nigga Please!

Tom: Dude I totally fucking got herpes from inserting my wee-wee in your mom's cooch!

Dave: Nigga PLEASE!

by xXJoseXx February 11, 2007

Pleasant Fiction

One who strive's their whole lives to become something that they are not; Preacher, Bishop, Cop, the asshole that's going to submit this or not....With the exception of a jiggaboo

For world to say "Urban Dictionary" emplyee's are the most kind and nonjudgemental people, would be a pleasant fiction for those fuck's.

by imabus February 25, 2010

Pills and Pleasure

The all time BEST book ever written on bebo.

It has emo, drugs, fights and a LOT of gay sex.

It.
Rawks.

And is written by the amazing callie-rose.

go forth and seek it!!!
Its brill-ee-ont

Robyn : I read your book on bebo sarah. Tis rawkin!
Me : You should read Pills and Pleasure. It makes mine seem like utter crap.

by Pills[&]Pleasure F R E A K December 3, 2007

plausible deniability

When it is acceptable for a party to lie about what they did because the truth would hurt too much and cause many problems.

Plausible deniability is a larger version of a white lie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

pleasantly plump

Not fat but not skinny as vlock

Hey your fat.. jk you are just pleasantly plump like that

by Pleasantly Plump Club November 30, 2004

crowd pleaser

An unmanageable, unsightly and unflushable human faeces - usually
found lining the bottom of a public toilet.

"SHIT! somebodies left a right fucking crowdpleaser in that bog!"

by Skip Donahue July 23, 2004