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dirty soul patch

the act of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump. If you've done this, should probably reevaluate your life or at least get a blumpkin in return.
Oh it's because I was doing a dirty soul patch on this slut. I guess I forgot to wipe...
by shits and clits March 17, 2011
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Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.
Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach
by teenag-er December 31, 2012
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Peach

1) A delicious juicy fruit with a fuzzy peel and a large pit in the middle.

2) A metaphor for anything that looks good, or appears alright on the outside or to the casual observer (the fuzzy and juicy part of the peach) but something that has things going terribly wrong beneath the surface (the large pit inside the peach).
The government is like a peach: everything seems copacetic to the average American, but in fact the government is filled with corruption, greed, and lack of any sort of morality or ethics.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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PEACH

Please Examine And Comment(Critique) Honestly.
This is used a lot on the wizards boards and is used when something new is created( so you can't flame)
by Toast_recon May 25, 2007
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Peach jam

Refers to a secreted fluid or substance coming from a girl's anus. Since the peach emoji often refers to the butt, it's important that this term does not identify with the vagina but the butthole. The jam can be anything you want, even literal jam.
Random #1: I love peach jam man
Random #2: Oh yeah, on toast and biscuits!
Random #1: No. Not like that.
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pearl eye patch

Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle
After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.
by chowderlap August 4, 2008
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Thatch Patch

The coarse pubic hair and sometimes shit build-up around the asshole.thatch was used on roofs of homes of the English countryside.
She wanted anal, but I couldn't penetrate her Thatch Patch. or I think I ripped something when I took that huge dump. Maybe it was just a turd cutting through the Thatch Patch I had going on down there.
by Aaron & Rocky January 26, 2006
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