Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.
You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.
by burgestar January 20, 2015
A manipulative asshole who will never find true happiness because the tumblr, skinny ass, weed addicted, big titted, dick suckers he so desperately wants dont exist and if they did they would never go for him because girls want a guy who doesnt make them feel completely worthless, fat, ugly, stupid and so gut wrenchingly lonely that they have no reason but to settle for his belittling ways and suffer in silence as their soul slowly whittles away to dust he would use in his next role-up. No, they want a caring, generous man who will great them with the respect and love they deserve. This is far from an owen macdougal. STAY AWAY.
That guys an absolute asshole to her, he must be owen macdougal. Only he can throw away his only chance of happiness over her minuscule imperfections.
by hattinlyf July 30, 2014
If you ever meet someone by the first name Owen, and the last name Connell, you are in the presence of a great guy. He grew up in the wilderness raised by a gorilla and a cheetah, thats why he’s got those animal instincts. He is the most loyal person you will ever meet, and will not leave you behind. He is a guy who pursues God and knowledge with his whole heart, and even though he may mess up here and there, he is not a quitter. Owen (Oh - When) 4 syllables, is someone that you will be lucky to meet if you ever get the chance. He pulls every girls that steps within a 100 meter radius of him, and has no mercy when it comes to stealing your girl. If he likes you, he pi’s pulling your best friend, its all a part of his heinous 1000000 IQ strategy. Owen is the hottest most athletic guy you will ever meet. Connell (Caugh-nuh-ell) Means that he is 6’4 and loves you.
two soulmates waiting to be found together. they live each other to the death and want to kiss each other everyday.
by owen❤️maia June 03, 2021
A POC who who goes against a basic humility that a strong POC should have and goes at the Behest of Every White Nationalist and racical bigot that speaks English even if it means they will never regonize her as a true Equal or Human who's not seen 4 just their skin
Racist 1: hey did you see Klandice Owens on The Daily Wire Last Week
Racist 2: Don't you mean Candice Owens
Racist 1: yeah but every non-racist calls her that because she's black but has the Brain of a Inbred Hitler Loving Obese 54yo White Alabamian
Racist 2 : oh, as long as she's on our side I could give a fuck
Racist 1 : Kewl
Racist 2: Don't you mean Candice Owens
Racist 1: yeah but every non-racist calls her that because she's black but has the Brain of a Inbred Hitler Loving Obese 54yo White Alabamian
Racist 2 : oh, as long as she's on our side I could give a fuck
Racist 1 : Kewl
by DXRTY-NXKES December 21, 2023
(n) a female that is now the true definition of a simp bc her hot girl summer had ended quicker than she thought
by triplefckinc June 28, 2020
Owen Riley is a really tall and tan guy. Hes hella funny and is always there as a shoulder to cry on. He hates seeing you when your upset and will ALWAYS go out of his way to help you. Owen Riley's usually have dark brown hair, with a hot middle part, he's usually got dark eyes that you could get lost in, and you'll usually spot him wearing glasses. But he definitely knows how to treat a girl, is a HOT kisser, and knows all the tricks.
by uhidkkfr January 22, 2024