Mudding

The sexual practice of utilizing human feces as lubricant during anal sex.

Shiii, bros was mudding last night. We missed out!

by poopychinaman September 18, 2023

muddlecocked

An extreme state of confusion or disbelief. Shocked to the point of disorientation.

I was totally muddlecocked to find out that my sister's husband used to be a woman.

by Trixie2723 September 20, 2023

Mudding the shower

Smearing shit all over the walls of the shower.

Dude had a tankless toilet so instead of an upper decker, I resorted to mudding the shower.

by phantem September 28, 2023

mudderfuqer

mud. fuq. er.

SURPRISE MUDDERFUQER

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.

I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.

by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023

Muddy Terrain

When a front fart turns front shart and your man licks you clean

Ted: Sorry we're late for the party, Linda had an unexpected Muddy Terrain. Do you have any mouthwash?

by MisfitBiscuit December 22, 2023

Mudding

To go outside to a muddy area via a 4x4 and then proceeding to engage in anal with another man.

"Why don't you and your dad go out mudding?"

by Mudderextremist December 29, 2023