Kentucky Logic

When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.

John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic

by Sir Henry Doyle June 22, 2021

Kablouie logie

When you spit in a persons eye and then cum on their face

I was having really aggressive sex and she asked me to give her a kablouie logie

by Kablouie logie July 16, 2021

Alex Logic

Lacking sense or sound reasoning. Usually seen in very small children or those named Alex.

The belief of being victorious in the event cash back is received from paying a speeding fine.

Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"

Everyone else: "Alex Logic"

by Alex Logic August 23, 2021

illogical..logic

A tiktok user with over 25k followers.

“Hey! Who’s that one tiktoker you watch?”
“Do you mean illogical..logic”
“Yes!”

by honeymorganmoon September 6, 2021

hot logic

Intellectual reasoning or methodology regarding getting lucky, getting ass or getting some.

Tom is trying to figure out how to get with Diane... He's gonna have to use some hot logic.

by NHMatt September 8, 2021

Flo logic

The action of running away, then hiding behind a wall to avoid the enemy.

It is usually done when someone else, who does not know what the fuck is going on, is trying to follow.

Face your problems, don't use the Flo logic

by laulogic November 30, 2021

Salem Logic

The logic of thinking about a subject for an extremely long time, to the point where you question your own sanity.

“man i hate being wrong”
“man just use salem logic”
“omg man you’re right”
“#salemlogic”

by C0CkB1t3r December 20, 2021