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The Perfect loaf

When you cum in her ass and she takes shits.
After you had just came in her ass, you find yourself in the bathroom after she had taken a shit and forgotten to flush. You look at the shit and say to yourself ,”That’s The perfect loaf.”
by BushesBaldBoys May 23, 2021
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bud light in the loafers

Bob: Is Jimmy drinking what I think he's drinking?
Carl: ya... You know Jimmy. He's always been a little bud light in the loafers.
Bob. ...true. Hey. Grab my a Yeungling from the cooler.

Carl: You got it man.
by pseudosymmetry May 24, 2023
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Bulgarian hog loaf

Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.
Man, I tried Bulgarian hog loaf and it was so good!
by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023
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Chilling on a Loaf

Chilling on a loaf. All about the context.
For instance trky, your girl is chilling on a loaf while you talk to stef!
by WeberOnALoaf May 12, 2024
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Noel salad loaf

A 1950s to 1960s "food" that is mainly cranberry sauce, pineapple juice, avocado, and celery and formed into what us described as a "cranberry loaf", but it sure does sound like you'd look up here, huh?
" dear! Fetch the children! I made a noel salad loaf for dinner that I saw in the paper!"
by MENAUSTISIM December 28, 2024
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Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.
I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.
by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025
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they love crushing loaf

Quote said by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" about the villagers
Jack Black: They just like to chill, trade, and eat butt loads of bread. They love crushing loaf
by Umar9man March 28, 2025
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