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fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus

This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS
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Raptor Jesus

The female human has two X chromosomes and therefore can give birth ONLY to females via parthenogenesis. In Varanus sp. (the Komodo dragon and relatives), parthenogenesis can produce only males. This is compelling proof that Jesus was, in fact, a monitor lizard.
Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.
by raptorjesusrawr September 25, 2010
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raptor jesus

Raptor Jesus, the o Holy lord of all our worlds. He owns us all, and his disciples. Follow him, and he will spare his might from you. Raptor Jesus can move at Ninjah Speed.
And our Lord, Raptor Jesus, Came Upon, and delivered his holy wrath, and smote us.
by RaySpeed January 24, 2008
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ninja jesus

An awesome ninja man who can use his super awesome ninja powers to tell people what to do. He can also walk on water, and Jesus is a very kickass ninja.
Ninja Jesus: Heeyah! Get me some -heeyah!- carrots!
Disciple guys: Yezzir.
by olli 2nd September 9, 2006
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Jesus price

An exorbitant price quoted in response to an enquiry, often in bargaining situations in markets etc. where haggling is usual.

An over optimistic price quoted in the hope of snaring an unsuspecting buyer, tourist etc.
Said by the prospective purchaser to indicate that they know roughly what something is worth and are not going to pay over the odds.
Man standing in front of shop selling oriental rugs, shopkeeper approaches:
"How much is that one (pointing to a nice example)...but don't quote me no Jesus price"
by MoLincs August 10, 2009
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jesus titty fucking christ

When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.
by victor kung October 30, 2010
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Pocket Jesus

A mini Jesus Christ, very simple. Blessing's in the front of ones pants.
by Tyler November 17, 2004
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