James Blunt

Modern rhyming slang for cunt.

You, sir, are a James Blunt.

by .rhys. September 13, 2005

Jaymeson

Jaymeson is a guy that plays baseball and could give a fuck about no one except the people he’s close to. He try’s to be good at school but just can’t. He doesn’t give two shits if someone is mad at him he would just walk away except for the people he’s close to. He’s a stud at baseball he can play other sports to. He can be very loving and be the best boyfriend ever. If u find a jaymeson stay with him because he’s the g.o.a.t🐐🐐

Goddamn that kids good at baseball he must be a jaymeson

Teacher: stop messing around in my classroom!

by Banana a a a a a a a abababa December 11, 2019

James Bondify

to turn an everyday, ordinary thing into a device or gadget that can be used for clandestine activity while still retaining its outward, uninteresting appearance.

"Holy shit! You James Bondified that biotch!"

by Kyle B January 29, 2005

James Vincent Lever

An ape by defintion a complusive order and drive to play all things that are xbox related, finds contact with women an awkward and difficult experiance usually with long gaps without sexual intercourse, due to this lack he results to "releasing the whales" aka "Spanking the Monkey" or "Cleaning the pipes" he can be found doing this up to 9 times a day. usually to the familiar sound of Jenna Black being traffic lighted.

James often uses tears as lube for this obesession of his, Social situations can be awkward for this creature, which usually results in sleeping with your best friends...... this can prove to be difficult.

His mateing call is that of obscure dance moves that come in all sizes shapes and forms, you are likely to see somthing similar if you gave a dyslexic ape with a tick extassy,

there is nothing that can compare with this ..... James Vincent Lever

by welshie2022 January 15, 2011

James Campbell

A pornographic novel author who was famed for always drawing graphic pictures of veined penis's in his books.

I read a novel by James Campbell yesterday, it was very graphic.

by 123abcfoxy93 August 23, 2011

James Radcliff

When a man goes on vacation and gets robbed by his ex girlfriend who volunteered to walk his dog for him while he was gone. Her next move is to magically find most of his stolen stuff @ a pawn shop the next day. Pawned to them by none other than James Radcliff. Then when asked about this lie continues to lie and bring up ex boyfriends etc.. All this in an attempt to win back his love.

Dude he went to a show to meet that sexy hippy chick. But while he was gone Amy pulled a James Radcliff on him and took all his new shit.

Damn that crazy Bitch will do anything to get him back.

He better lock his doors, she might break in and attack him @ night

by -FriendsOfCB-W- October 30, 2011

James Browning

James browning is a one of a kind character, always the life of the party throwing down his best dance moves on the floor to impress the sexiest bitches around. Will NEVER say no to a shot of liquor and will ALWAYS end up naked by the end of the night not knowing what the hell is going on and tending to not cover himself infront of strangers. Has great conversations and is always a nice person to talk to, but beware afdter a few too many patrone shots he begins to speak in a Russian Monalaugue which is a mix of several languages but mostly Russian. You can spot a James Browning driveing a charcole colored "RIG" while listening to Lil Wayne most likely drinking a madress or forty ounce old english. But beware if you are drunk and he tries to convince you he is sober and good to drive do not believe him... Ever... Also do not i repeat do not get on his bad side while he is intoxicated because he tends to destroy things/ girls houses that are supposed to sell the night after the party.

" hey james what are you doing tonight" "im blacking out, im james browning, wanna come with? we can take my RIG"

by Brock Sampson III October 26, 2012