Fort Jackson 

Fort Jackson S.C. is the largest and most active POG training center in the U.S. Army, training 50 percent of all soldiers and 60 percent of the women entering the Army each year. If you want to join the Army to be a secretary or some shit you’ll train here.

Army Soldier: “What the fuck is a laundry technician? And where the hell is Fort Jackson?”

POG: “We’re all soldiers, one team one fight”

Army Soldier: “Shut the fuck up POG, they’re sending my ass to the Ft. Benning School For Wayward Boys”

Fort Jackson by Tyler Durden February 3, 2020

sweet action jackson 

a reinforcing semi-rhyming phrase used when even "sweet action" isn't quite sweet enough

"Check out these $80 jeans!"
"Sweet action jackson!"

sweet action jackson by mama eef October 7, 2005

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson 

Joe Jackson, most commonly known as Shoeless Joe Jackson, after a incident where he had so many blisters on his feet because of his cleats; he decided to play his next game without cleats, and a fan yelled "You shoeless son of a gun, you!", the name stuck.

He is also known for his contrversey in the 1919 World Series agains the Cincinnati Reds. At the time, he was playing for the Chicago White Sox (later became known as the Black Sox Scandal). But, a mafia, decided to ask a couple white sox players to throw the game. Shoeless Joe Jackson said he never accepted the money. He also hit the only home run of the series. The White Sox did eventually lose the series, but Joe had lost his chance in basbeall. Kenesaw Mountian Landis banned Joe from baseballl to clean up all the bad acts going on in baseball. To this day, Shoeless Joe Jackson, the second highest career beatting average ever alltime, is ineligible for the hall of fame.

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hll of fame.

"Shoeless" Joe Jackson by Baseball Phanatic June 14, 2009

jack payne 

a really hot guy who likes to play girls

girl 1: "Whoa that guy is soo hot!"
girl 2: "careful he might be a jack payne."

jack payne by frankfordgirl21 January 27, 2011

jack sykes 

Ultimate Dickhead of Dickheads, NOT TO BE TRUSTED UNDER ANYN CIRCUMSTANCES
P.S. He is a stalker plus C0KK MUNCHER and will do anything for men to look at him, even stare at them.

STAY AWAY

OMG you are such a Jack Sykes

jack sykes by C0KK_F4nb0y_2003 September 7, 2018

Jack Walten

oh my god hes so hummina hummina awooga hot man whos bff killed his kids ...
his wife is hot too

Misa: HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOGA SNIFF BARK BARK BARK *going absolutely feral*
Jack Walten: ..What?

Jack Walten by fart mc fart April 22, 2022

Bobby Jack 

A type of clothing brand with a conceited monkey on it.

Samantha: OMG! I got a new jacket from Bobby Jack!!
Lauren: Does it have that butt scratching ape on it?
Samantha: Yeah!!

Bobby Jack by Junk in the Trunk August 1, 2007