Iron Ox

While having sex doggy style, shove your penis up her ass, grab her hair, and cum while trying to tame your beast.

Sorry bro, I made your girlfriend my Iron Ox last night.

by My dick is Iron, and ur the Ox June 15, 2017

Iron Man

Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.

Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN

by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021

Ironic

OK so she does understand irony. Oh! That's my third obsession. Brett's knees.

Hym "You know it's ironic that, um... Something. I don't know, honestly I don't have an ironic thing to point out here. Brett's knees was the joke. That's all I got for this one. It's a callback. In case you weren't aware. An old one. It's... Um... We've been doing this for a long time already.... Yeah. But I gotta go to sleep here so... Bye.

by Hym Iam August 20, 2024

Iron river

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'

T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

Ironed

To turn someone from homosexual to straight

1.Yo heard you been messing around with that lesbian how's that going?
2. Let's just say she's been "ironed"
1.Whats that mean?
2. I made her straight.

by Ironherout March 31, 2023

Squeezed Iron

A bullet, as it is cruising through the air after being shot from a gun. (Slang, not used in by real ballistics scientists)

"Maaaaaaan, this hood rat was complainin' about how he broke, I put some squeezed iron through his head. He say he broke? Now he dead broke."

"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."

by Resident of Killadelphia April 20, 2010

Iron Horse

Samuels trusty steed, also known as train that runs on oil back in the 70s. The iron horse was once used to carry peach bones across seas, and was used to help slaves, such as old Harrison, escape from the Negro Hollow.

Samuel took the iron horse to a redeployment and lost miserably. He also ate a stick.

by Piper and Anna High Class Defs June 10, 2018