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Internet Starvation

When you don't use the Internet for at least 3 days.
A: Where's C?
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(
by Who are you? GTFO of here! October 7, 2011
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Internetextual

The act of communication through text with someone online. It includes email, im, chat, commenting, etc. Can be sexual in nature but doesn't have to be.
Gena: ~Glomps Dann with a hit and run hug.~ Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Dann: I am actually more of a fan of glomps happening in real life. But I will take your internetextual glomp gladly.
by Diamond Dann October 27, 2011
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internet spine

Used to describe someone who blogs, tweets, or makes a comment or post on a discussion board that they would not normally make if they were engaged in a face-to-face conversation.
John regularly uses his internet spine to post false statements on online discussion boards.
by Ms. Tami March 14, 2012
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Internet Shit

When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.
democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
by blackstookmybike June 17, 2012
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internet profit

The moral gain one receives from trolling a thread or status.
That guy is a douchebag, but he sure brings in some serious internet profit.
by CSRT4U June 11, 2013
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internet insomnia

Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.
Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.
by babyhuey121794 September 23, 2013
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internetocracy

Political or governmental control dictated via internet communication.
If social media influence popular culture, then we must be living in an internetocracy.
by LAlawMedMBA November 22, 2013
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