Home Trak

A home care scheduling software program that thinks that it is better than any other computer software program on the market. It likes to update several hundred times a day especially updating several times consecutively during times of crisis. Home Trak will interrupt anything else you are doing especially when you typing a very long and important email therefore causing giant gaps in the body for you to have to go back and fix. Home Trak will cause severe frustration causing you to curse at your computer randomly throughout the day making your co-workers and employers think you have tourettes syndrome.

Heidi: I have to get this email out by noon.

Deb: You better hurry then.

Heid:i Fucking Home Trak keeps updating.

Deb: Fuck Home Trak

Heidi: I am going to throw this computer out the fucking window.

by vegeheidi June 23, 2011

Home of phobic

A sentence that sounds like "homophobic" .Stan twitter uses this to avoid getting suspended by Twitter

I hate arabs they're a bunch of home of phobic people

by BboomBboom July 23, 2020

batting for the home team

When a man/woman is gay. Home team is refered to being either male or female

the gay man was batting for the home team.

by someguy May 13, 2005

Work From Home

Needing to crap in the morning before getting to work. Meaning you don't get paid for it.

Andy: Hay man I can't belive it, I had to work from home again today.
Al: Ha ha

by aft79 January 21, 2009

Home Schooled

When a visiting team in an athletic competition receives excessive penalties or unjustified penalties from the Zebras or Referees; The visiting team may also have game deciding calls go against them. The home team receives preferential treatment.

Did you see the Eagles get home schooled in Foxboro by the Patriots? The zebras and the NFL wanted to see the Patriots go undefeated!

by specter woodland May 3, 2008

at home to Mr Floppy

Occurs when a man is unable to get it up. First mentioned in an episode of infamous BBC TV series, Blackadder.

"Oh dear oh dear, I can't seem to get it up. I must be at home to Mr Floppy!"

by Toasted Crumpet July 2, 2003

Nigerian Home Skillet

An alternative to the n-word if you don’t have an n-word pass

Guy 1 (with no pass): Yo wassup my Nigerian home skillet!

Black dude: Nothin much man. Jus got me sum food stamps cuz.

by UsedNapkin3115 February 5, 2020