your dog is a hog

when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"

David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*

by david is done May 16, 2018

Get your HOG in, bol

When your bro about to fuck some cooter

She's into it bro. Get your hog in, bol

by Young Bol P December 11, 2019

scrap the hog

The funniest way to say fapping.

Don't scrap the hog and do the damn work already!

by Frusne April 17, 2020

Irish Road Hog

When you grab the balls and proceed to twist powerfully, slow but very painful

My girlfriend gave me the Irish Road Hog last night.

by Dbsb3272Globeabb August 25, 2021

Bust like a hog

Busting a fat amount of cream

I will bust like a hog in your cat

by Hog September 14, 2021

Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

alabama bush hog

A mainly lesbian or a masculine woman

Man look at the Alabama bush hog, she's built like a linebacker

by Jippy Dimes February 28, 2022