Gumby

Gumby is often used to describe someone who just did something really stupid or ruined a joke or just someone you really hate. Gumby is often combined with "ass" and "as fuck"

That dude just asked if the golden gate bridge was in new york... "Man that was Gumby as fuck"

Nick why did you tell her I liked her... "Because your Gumby ass needed a boost"

by Fats_Mcgee November 6, 2017

Gump

One who is tall, lanky, and uncoordinated

Hey, look! That gump couldnt even catch that football!?!

We’re playing a bunch of gumps today, better get a W.

by Boolinboy15 November 26, 2017

gummy glory hole

The act of getting your dick sucked by someone without teeth

Hey grandma have you given grandpa a gummy glory hole before?

by sliceofhamm February 8, 2018

grumpying

The act of being grumpy on a regular basis by wives.

My wife was grumpying me all day long today.

by Swing1177 February 14, 2018

gumpalan

Gumpalan stands for a strong, little female ususally by the name Pauline. She is a heavy drinker and can not use the bathroom without her friends. Gumpalan wants to eat tapas every friday at Fridas place. Gumpalan oftens refferes to the quote "Kom igjen da jenter, vi MÅ drikke!!!". Her friends are callen the "gumpaklan".

Be careful, you dont want to mess with gumpa, she will destroy you.

"I miss gumpalan, where is she?"
"I think Pauline is with Jakob."

by gumpafan March 15, 2018

Gumpernickle

The state of being a gump. When you swallow too much bubble gum and it mixes with the other foreign objects in the stomachary regions causing great anxiety and mental trauma.

Empty your gumpernickles

by Bobs gold mine June 9, 2018

gummy bear implants

Gummy bear implants are a cohesive gel breast implant make from silicone. Gummy bears are known to be form stable and keep their shape. FDA approved. They are commonly inserted as a full-sized gel implant through an incision at the underside of the breast. The main advantage of gummy bear implants are that they do not leek if punctured.

I went with gummy bear implants for my breast augmentation.

by RobbiRacks.com July 11, 2018