Getting Jaked

Getting drunk, krunk, shitty pissy, really fucked up

Dude, Al got so jaked last night.
I'm getting jaked tonight to the max.

by Friddy November 3, 2008

Magic: the gathering

A card game produced by Wizards of the Coast for proud nerds to play everywhere. Requires mass amounts of money to win, and sometimes ends up in nerdfights, which are slightly more dangerous than sorrority girl ticklefights. There's nothing wrong with the game if you're into that sort of thing, but most people on UrbanDictionary would gladly kick in the face of anyone seen carrying around a deck.

Nerd 1: Hey, let's go play Magic and pick up some fine ladies!
Nerd 2: Awww riiiight.

by DKlown February 16, 2004

Getting Juicy

To get extremely intoxicated, do numerous amounts of drugs, and dance until the sun comes up.

Dude, we are getting juicy TONIGHT!

by Bishop Aka Tim Chips April 28, 2011

Getting weird

The act of having sex in an unusual place or way. Usually the place is vile or disgusting.

Debbie, how do you feel about getting weird in that dumpster?

by Vinnythecrumb July 19, 2011

Getting Cucked

When you get so destroyed, an alternate of Getting fucked, had to be made

Dude i was Getting Cucked last night so Fucking Hard

by Erdirsh August 6, 2016

Magic: The Gathering

A card game, played by spending lots of money on pretty pieces of cardboard.

Magic: The Gathering of Virgins.

by RabidSquirrel April 1, 2003

getting potassium

When a guy proceeds to give oral stimulation to his lady friend...hence licking the nana (banana)

I got some potassium last night

by Capt. Nick March 4, 2003