Ripe fruit

a rare term seen on Jack'd or Grindr. It's a euphemism for unwashed genitalia such as musky testicles, penis, & anus which gives the parties involved sexual arousal through "ripe" body odors during sexual intercourse. Also known as Olfactophilia .

Peter: Hey man, Are we still hooking up tonight? I'm leaving the gym soon but need to shower first.

Paul: No worries man.Come over right now as you are. I'm turned on by ripe fruit!

by BeeGood March 30, 2021

gentlemans piss-fruit

the quite stupendous display of ejaculated cream from the lads big cock.

guy 1 ' hey man, I was sooo gagging last night'

guy 2 ' you fuck your bitch up?'

guy 1 'yeh, she got gentlemans piss-fruit in the face'

by hank grolok March 7, 2012

Do My Fruit

To get annoyed to the point of self destruction.

If he doesn't stop playing pokemon go while i'm talking to him i'll do my FRUIT.

by Fruitcake3000 October 31, 2016

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake

Main character of the series of books and games "The Witcher"

I gotta say, and I'm sure you'll agree with me... Grown up Ellie looks a thousand times more badass than that metrosexual fruitcake from the Witcher. What was his name... ? Gary?

Gary the Metrosexual Fruitcake, also known as Gary of Rivia, Butcher of Bikini Bottom

by JulianL July 13, 2017

fruit

anyone or thing that proposes an immidiate pre"dick"ament or is unneccisarily happy and/or homosexual. like when your homie says 'hey i wonder what would happen if i stuck this lunchroom spoon up that dudes ass'

you dude! you're such a fruit!

by not a fruit January 20, 2004

fruital

An effort that is both fruitless and futile

Trying to get blood from a stone is fruital.

by Michael January 10, 2005

Fruiter

Fruiter meaning a person who is a bit of a pyscho. Someone who is mad as in crazy. Someone who is not right in the head. "Total" is normally put in front of this to emphasise the "fruiter"

"Oh my god I cant believe she just did that, what a total fruiter!"

by cherrypoptart March 2, 2009