Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 26, 2024

Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong

I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards

by Berek2501 August 02, 2023

Hanging my Chicken

When a man puts his erect penis up into his waistband in a attempt to get rid or hide an erection.

Friend 1 - Man I got the most award boner yesterday.
Friend 2 - Dang, how did you get rid of it.
Friend 1 - I was Hanging my Chicken just so nobody would see it.

by bdun4 March 31, 2015

Hang After

To get drunk and then get a hangover before going to bed.

I got totally shitfaced yesterday afternoon, and then later on that night I had a terrible hang after.

by BunnySMG April 28, 2007

Lady Hang

When a wife, girlfriend, or female companion just has to hang out late/long enough for you to get drunk and want to leave, or simply pass out.

Yes, I'm exhausted, but he's already had a lot to drink and I just need to "lady hang" long enough for him to get drunk and want to leave.

by everydaystranger January 20, 2016

Hange Zoë

A very hot, funny, and talented Attack On Titan character with an eyepatch.

Hange Zoë is so hot I would thank them if they stepped on me.

by Me is a simp for Hange Zoë August 04, 2021

Hange Zoë

Hange Zoë is the most sexiest muthafucka that makes every single woman that sees them on screen cum in their underwear and the person with the best smut scenes in all of the attack on titan fanfics that have ever been written

Me: Hange Zoë> anyone

by December 18, 2021