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Facebook politics

The ridiculous which ensues after people don't "accept" friendship requests or "delete" friends over stupid reasons. Those who violently pursue an extended social acceptance and/or are upset when people don't care they go fucking mental, for really no decent reason at all.
John: "Hey bro, my girlfriend's mad. She said it's cuz you didn't accept her as a friend on facebook."

Jan: "But I don't really like her. She's a huge bitch, no offense. Why the hell would I add her; to see all my shit?"

John: "But she won't blow me till you add her."

Jan: "Fuck this shit: facebook politics."

^^ Facebook politics. Ruin everything.
by uwengineer October 17, 2010
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Facebook Fever

The unwavering addiction to Facebook, or any other social network that makes you check your page multiple times a day
1. Dude, I just got another message on Facebook!!
Seriously man, I think you have Facebook Fever...

2. Facebook whores have Facebook Fever!
by Andrew La Brier March 4, 2009
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Facebook Tease

Refers to a member of Facebook that flirts with other members of Facebook with no intention of ever following through on said flirtation.

The Facebook tease will also upload dated photos that completely exagerate their appearence, so if they ever do follow through with their flirtations, the other party will be thoroughly disappointed.
I know that chick sounds sexy, but she's a complete Facebook Tease.
by fitty4ex October 9, 2008
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Facebook Slighting

When someone who is supposedly a friend almost immediately deletes any posts by you or gifts from you on Facebook, even if they are private. It indicates that they are only willing to be your friend if nobody else knows.
Erin: What's Louie's problem these days?

Jack: Oh- Marsha is constantly Facebook slighting him.
by lovesmenot January 31, 2009
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Facebook Karaoke

The act of posting song lyrics as your Facebook status update
John Smith POURRRRRRRR ME SOMETHIN TALL AND STRONG MAKE IT A HURRICANE BEFORE I GO INSANE. IT'S ONLY HALF PAST 10 BUT I DON'T CARE, IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE....

A little Facebook Karaoke for you.
by Five66T September 19, 2009
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Facebook-worn

A phenomenon which makes people think you wear a particular item of clothing all the time because you are tagged wearing it a lot.

This is even if the photos were from several separate nights which were months apart but they were the only photos you were tagged in.
I was going to wear that black t-shirt tonight, but i'm wearing it in my recent Facebook photos, so it's a bit Facebook-worn.
by TheBald April 6, 2010
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Facebook

An excellent website for stalking people you find attractive and judging the popularity of others. You can try make yourself look cooler by puting up about 30 photos of yourself at every social event you went to, and making "friends" with everyone you might have glimpsed at.
Jimmy's mom: Facebook sure is great. It allows you to contact all of your old friends and make new friends!

Jimmy: Oh yea...right...
by Dillweed2 June 29, 2010
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