House Drunk

A messy, sloppy, socially embarassing drunk attained in the safety of your own home.

I don't want to go to the pub tonight, I'd rather get house drunk.

by trixie c December 22, 2005

hoff drunk

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered

Dude you are totally hoff drunk!

by david hasselhoff the 3rd July 2, 2007

acceptable drunk

the funny, quiet drunks. very nice, very drunk friends.

Dan Bragdon: No one likes me except for rachael and cecelia, but thats ok. im an acceptable drunk

by the observer of the party June 6, 2010

Jail Drunk

To be drunk enough to be in jail for being intoxicated in public, but to not actually be in jail.

Santoro & Griff got so Jail Drunk they raped the entire Russian women's swim team in their own pool.

by The Santoro June 26, 2010

Shrimp Drunk

This occurs after going to Red Lobster, ordering the never-ending shrimp, and eating to the point of shrimp intoxication. Some of the symptoms are blurred vision, double vision, speaking at a higher volume then normal, constant cursing, difficulty forming coherent thoughts, difficulty walking straight, and usually ends with a case of explosive diarrhea either the same night or the morning after. This state is difficult to acquire and requires at least 100 shrimp be consumed in order for the effects to be fully experienced. Treatments for this malady include cocktail sauce, copious amounts of Pepto Bismol/Kaopectate, and praying to the whatever god you hold sacred for mercy and some kind of ointment to prevent anal tearing.

So I went out with some friends for dinner and I ended up getting so shrimp drunk that I passed out on the floor of the Red Lobster bathroom with my pants around my ankles and a bible stuffed in my hands.

by Hawkeye from MASH November 5, 2010

Bang Drunk

Descriptive term for the first part of a sexual relationship.

Bang drunkeness is easily to spot. You don't care about anything but the crotch of your "love" and you will cancel plans, stand up friends, miss work, birthday parties, meals and social interaction with other human beings. You spend your time balls deep. And you don't give a toss about anything except banging the hell out of your "love"

You tend to sober up when they start talking about other things and telling you their useless opinions.

"Where's Geoff?? We rescheduled this on his say so and he's not here!"

"With Rose I bet. The guy is totally bang drunk"

by MagickDio September 28, 2011

Phantom Drunk Friend

A person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. After 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.

Hey, I didn't know you knew Ashley. Yeah, I hang out with her but only on the weekends; she's my phantom drunk friend.

by Leanne0121 October 6, 2011