do what now?

common response, said very quickly as if it were one word, to any question or statement that comes across as incoherent.

"hey, did you take the yeah for a few?"
"dowhatnow?"

by heterodox March 3, 2005

Don't mind if I do

I phrase/saying to say while taking something that should have been, but wasn't, offered to you. Usually goes along with a deliberately rude gesture, like snatching something off a table.

At the Christmas Party, important guests were given a free tree ornament. Someone who was not supposed to get one walks up to their table and says abruptly "Don't mind if I do" and takes one of the ornaments for themselves.

by hungryjerk November 28, 2013

Do me a solid

Help out a friend.

First used on the Seinfeld episode "The Jacket" in 1991.

KRAMER: Hey. Hey, would you do me a solid?

JERRY: Well, what kind of solid?

KRAMER: I need you to sit in the car for two minutes while it's double-parked. I gotta pick up some birds.

Also used in the movie "Half Nelson" (Ryan Gosling)

"Juno" has caused a new wave of youngins to say this who have never used the term before seeing the movie, which has caused people who have used it prior to stop using it immediately. Take the term you fake ass scenesters.

by old head April 3, 2008

Do Not Call List

(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call

Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.

by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004

Why do you hate freedom?

A standard comeback to anyone who even hints about criticizing America or its policies.

Mark: I think America needs a strong diplomatic approach to the situation in North Korea.

James: Why do you hate freedom?

by UnnDunn October 27, 2006

Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Do you understand what the I'm saying?

Eddie: She was one ugly biatch. I did not want anything to do with her. Do you smell what I'm stepping in?

Jim: Absolutely.

by e_briz August 6, 2008

Do you know my dad?

A vague question one asks angry, deep-voiced British skiers after being told not to give someone the stick. Usually answered by a baritone note.

Snowjob: "DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!"

Kid #1: "We're sorry-"

Kid #2: "Do you know my dad?"

Snowjob: "WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

by Stra1ght-3dge May 25, 2010