dirt rag

A tarty Lunch cutter, who insits on wearing the tinyest outfits to work which does no flattery on her massive rear-hind.

That Michelle is such a dirt rag.

by fcuk_uu January 17, 2008

Dirt

A level of likeness between two people. Way above the status of liking each other but below the status of loving each other.

So things are getting pretty serious; do you think you love her?

No, but I definitely dirt this girl.

by AC the CP September 28, 2009

DIRT-FT

This is an acronym for 'Do It Right The First Time'. It is a new movement focused on getting people to increase their productivity by doing tasks right the first time. If we could get the proportion of tasks performed right the first time someone turns their attention to it, we would see a significant improvement in national productivity.

When your Bookkeeper forgets to make a bank deposit on the first of the month and one of your mortgages goes NSF, you send him or her a note. All it has to say is 'DIRT-FT'.

by ProfBruce October 3, 2009

Dirt candle

A dick covered in shit after anal.

See poop dick

After sex, I had to take a shower to wash off that dirt candle she gave me.

by rvbfreek March 4, 2013

dirt sex

When you mix dirt and water together till its creamy, then shove it inside a girls vagina and fuck her to get it out.

“Baby let’s o in the cornfield and have dirt sex!” ~ Mike Ash~ “please fill me up with your dirt”

by AM20182000 October 31, 2017

dirt donkey

A dirt donkey is an individual who’s yard is full of garbage, technically a jack ass with a dirty yard!

Dude I hate my neighbor he is such a fucking dirt donkey!

by Codick May 20, 2018

Dirt mirt

Dirty ass mother fucker who refuses to believe they’re dirty

That girl just thinks she’s so fine, but she’s nothing but a dirt mirt.

by Dirt mirt June 3, 2018