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Dick Snare 

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A slang for a woman who knowingly traps a man into cheating on his partner.
“I lost everything in the divorce, me hearty. My wife, kids, pets, house, everything. Now I live in a back alley where I’m forced to eat grubs and drink puddle water. I have gangrene on my penis taboot!
All because of that lousy rotten dick snare.”
Dick Snare by Yakyelder October 29, 2020
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Dick Shart 

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A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease
Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart
Dick Shart by greg9255 November 24, 2020
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Dick Soaker 

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When you proceed to jam your dick into a toilet full of shit
John did his dick soaker yesterday
Dick Soaker by Logan diaglo March 14, 2021
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Dick Scraper 

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A person that has sharp teeth and suck dicks. Will aslo make your pp bleed.
Psst. I heard there is a dick scraper under the bridge, pay them 10 bucks and say goodby to you pp.
Dick Scraper by Lemonlmao December 2, 2021
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dick sucking sisters 

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it is when 2 people suck the same dick/balls. so you become dick sucking sisters.
“omg did suck treys dick, me too, we r dick sucking sisters.”
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Quantum Dick Smashing 

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The act of atomically deconstructing the structure of ones penis. It is a common joke among chemical engineers, and is also irreversible.
Chemist 1: What happened last night after the party! My dick looks like an infected clitoris!

Chemist 2: Josh had a successful round of Quantum Dick Smashing with you last night!
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